Hello, boys and girls, or whatever... My name is Captain Jack Sparrow.
Ah, I take it some of you have
As you may well know, there are times... almost constantly, in fact,
where I prefer to look at the world through the
of a glass. Rum. Something like this...
You may have also heard
and rumours that Jack Sparrow be recruiting a
to undertake a voyage
to the Fountain of Youth. Not true. Of course not.
But even if it weren't not true, you wouldn't be interested
me, would you? Eh?
lies before us as we sail to the Fountain of Youth.
■ You could
an expedition. You are Jack Sparrow.
□ There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
I hear a rumour. Jack Sparrow is in London, hell-bent to find the Fountain of Youth.
Don't be a
Jacky. The fountain will test you.
Was that really necessary?
Gentlemen, the fountain is the
Mermaid waters, that could be our
Steady as she goes.
What's your play, Jack?
□ I thought I should give you
We're taking the ship. Nothing personal.
■ Sparrow, ven aquí o te arranco la cabeza!
□ You might be
if you just... stay out of it.
There'll be dangers along the way. Firstly, mermaids... zombies... Blackbeard! The pirate all pirates
If I do not make it to the fountain,
■ Is that it?
□ I think so.
It has begun.
Are we not King's men?
How is it we can never meet without you
something at me?
There's the Jack I know.
to the bitter end!
You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place, sudden urge to
I don't have it.
Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.