My dad: transcripción

I have evidence that proves my dad's a space alien.
He speaks a weird language.
He drinks green stuff.
He says he's from Albuquerque. I'm not buying it.
I mean, just look at him!
And one more thing… He has a spaceship.

The evidence doesn't lie: my dad's an alien.

The highly advanced Audi A6. Named to Cars and Driver's 10Best.