sausages | two years | Stephen Merchant suggests that every Fourth of July Americans fire up the grill and chew sausages. | |
girlfriend | insults | He says it's like celebrating with fireworks the break-up with your girlfriend/boyfriend every year again. | |
sophistication | fireworks | If the Americans would still talk like the British the insults would be more sophisticated. | |
criminals | 4 July | The British lawyers wear wigs in court and Stephen suggests that this inspires respect in criminals. | |
illness | royal family | British medical care is free, but there can be long waiting times for treatment. (Stephen says two years). | |
taxes | wigs | The British pay more taxes but the money is spent on important things like a royal family. |