Hello, boys and girls, or whatever... My name is Captain Jack Sparrow. Ah, I take it some of you have of me.
As you may well know, there are times... almost constantly, in fact, where I prefer to look at the world through the of a glass. Rum. Something like this...
You may have also heard and rumours that Jack Sparrow be recruiting a to undertake a voyage to the Fountain of Youth. Not true. Of course not. But even if it weren't not true, you wouldn't be interested in me, would you? Eh?
lies before us as we sail to the Fountain of Youth.
■ You could an expedition. You are Jack Sparrow. □ There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
I hear a rumour. Jack Sparrow is in London, hell-bent to find the Fountain of Youth.
Don't be a , Jacky. The fountain will test you.
Was that really necessary?
Gentlemen, the fountain is the .
Mermaid waters, that could be our .
Steady as she goes.
What's your play, Jack?
□ I thought I should give you We're taking the ship. Nothing personal. ■ Sparrow, ven aquí o te arranco la cabeza! □ You might be if you just... stay out of it.
There'll be dangers along the way. Firstly, mermaids... zombies... Blackbeard! The pirate all pirates .
If I do not make it to the fountain, will you.
□ Aaaah! ■ Is that it? □ I think so.
It has begun. Again!
Are we not King's men?
How is it we can never meet without you something at me?
There's the Jack I know.
to the bitter end!
You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place, sudden urge to ? I don't have it.
Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.
